1. The song has different versions of lyrics. The following are some of the common  lyrics.

Somebody once told me the world is macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree.

It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey, and the monkey started cursing at me.

about a year later it turned into Darth Vader, and he threw his light saber at me.

But he missed me by a meter and hit Justin Bieber,

and then Justin was history.

Another,

Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree 

It tasted kinda funny so I spit it at a bunny and the bunny got mad at me

Original Lyrics:

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me, I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed 

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead on and on..

Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll me

I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb

In the shape of an “L” on her forehead

Well, the years start coming and they don’t stop coming

Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running

Didn’t make sense not to live for fun

Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb.

somebody once told me the world is macaroni

, so i took a bite out of a tree.

It tasted kinda funky so i spit it at a monkey,

and the monkey started cursing at me.

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about a year later it turned into Darth Vader,

and he threw his light saber at me.

But he missed me by a meter and hit Justin Bieber,

and then Justin was history.